Thanksgiving

I don’t like thanksgiving but it just mostly because every year instead of giving thanks for what we have, the festivity becomes a beer fest. Most of the younger kids get kicked out of the party because one of my uncles just has to bring the Jose Cuervo get butt drunk and start dancing on top of the table trying to take his cloths off.

The older ones like 13-20 just leave and just go to the mall or something for the thanksgiving sale and come back later later when all the parents are so drunk they start telling their kids the type of jokes you’d never think would be said outside of a strip club, and tia maida starts spinning around the pole connected to the ceiling TRYING to be “sexy”, but instead ends up throwing up like there is nothing better to do in the word.

We have more beer than turkey and there is a LOT of turkey, but some how its always the first thing to go. so the every body starts leaving to bring to beer from their houses so they can drink some more ,but they’re already so drunk that they forgot were home is.

Instead they send their kids. Their last words being “y me las trais todas porque las tengo contadas!!!!!!”

I was hopeing that this year would be different but I think it might just be worse because “la familia ruchis” is coming over , at least the “Martinez family” wont be there that should even it out a little.