pockets

So today I’m going to write about the contents of my pockets. My pockets are large due to the fact that I wear large pants. My pockets contain many wondrous things such as doodads and lint. My pockets also hold dangerous things like paperclips and pencils. My pockets hold my wallet and a candy bar my pockets hold cigarettes and a lighter my pockets even hold animals once in a while.
If, though my pockets get a hole in them it simply will not do. I try to sustain the life of my pockets to the fullest extent. Although there is a sad day every once in a while where there is just no way to save my pockets and those are the hardest days of my life…