Trojan Man

My gods name is Trojan man and his power is immortality, life & death. His story is that he grew up in a small town and build up a clan that could never die killing the weak and recruiting the strong and killing the ones who weren’t loyal or showed respect to him and the women would worship him because he was so powerful and punked all the other gods and he kick Hades out of the underworld and took his lady and made his minions sell drugs for him so he can kill everybody slowly and his prices were cheep so that they will always come back and after a year he had the biggest army the world has ever seen and Zeus got mad and try to fight him but only made himself look like a punk so Zeus try to form a army with the other gods but they were all to scared because he already punked them before and Zeus got snitched on by the other gods and Trojan man made Zeus kiss his feat and brush his horse and then kill him because he was a slithering snake and couldn’t be trusted and Trojan man lived happily ever after in his new empire.