My Vacation

If I was stranded on a island. I would take a boat. So I can get transportation all around.
I would take a genie lamp so that I can make three wishes. A hot babe so that I will not stay virgin before I die. A pare of condoms so I don’t get diseases. I would take some rum. So I can get wasted to have fun for my first time with a girl. That day I got wasted, and got laid. That morning I woke up dead.